Katie Price, AKA Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield Price, AKA Jordan, AKA ThatSlagWithHugeKnockersAndAShitLoadOfMoneyForNoFuckingReason is probably the most famous, talentless, and idiotic MILF on the planet, with the biggest boobs EVER! But I do sometimes wonder, how wide is her vagina? Let's look at it logically. She's had so many guys up in her, Teddy Sheringham (footballer), Gareth Gates (the fag that keeps s-s-stuttering), Warren Furman (from that shitty show The Gladiator)and some guy from an unknown band, not to mention all the nobodies shes shagged in her life. its shocking. The first guy she had a child with was a black man(must I say more?). Then there was Peter Andre, who is kinda black? I dont really know, but she did have 2 babies with him, so he must have found a way to pleasure that insanely large punani. So there it is, 2 footballers, 2 musicians and a "Gladiator". Epic Vajayjay Destruction.
Even though her twat probably looks like rotten fig, it doesn't change the fact that she's Jordan, I would defo shag her. Don't know if my weener would be detected by her cunt, or whether I'll be able to satisfy her with my forearm. There is one thing I do know, shagging her saggy vagina(if it still is classified as one) will make me a happy man..
Cherio!
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